“‘Cause Saturday night’s the night I like
Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright, ooh”
Saturday nights, are the best of the week; always have been – always will be. But although still special, as grumpy, cynical old grown-ups, we know what to expect. What we do in 2030 will be much the same as we did in 2020 albeit probably a lot slower and involving more aches, pains, groans and complaining.
Growing up in the ‘70s, though, it was all that bit more exciting:
1970 (aged 12):
Saturday nights would be special for parents too. My sister and I would often be dropped off at grandparents for the night while mum and dad went to some fancy-dan Dinner Dance at the Albany Hotel. Suited us: a Beano comic; a Lucky Bag; Dr Who and Dixon of Dock Green on TV; home-made (powdered) ice cream and a glass of Lucozade – even if we weren’t feeling poorly.
1971 (aged 13):
Dad would treat us all to his tea-time speciality – spam and beetroot fritters! Mmmmnn! Yummy!
The ice-cream van would pass down our street and we’d get a copy of the Pink Times which carried all that day’s football results. I’d then spend ages meticulously updating my Shoot! League Ladders, copying the positions from the evening paper. It was a pretty pointless exercise, I’ll grant you, but that’s just what we did for entertainment back then. With hindsight though, it’s perhaps easy to see why I struggled to find a girlfriend!
1972 (aged 14):
At 5pm, my dad and I would gather round the radio, waiting for the tune that still excites me to this day.
James Alexander Gordon would read the Classified Football Results and we’d always try to guess the away team’s score from the intonation in his voice.
(I’d then get my bloody Shoot! League ladders ready, in anticipation of the ice-cream van’s chimes.)
Really though, not a lot changed from 1971. Still too young for even under-aged drinking in the tunnel under the railway at the back of our house, I’d settle for dad’s new Saturday tea-time treat – mashed corned beef and beetroot toasties. Mmmmnn! Yummy!
(Beetroot to our family were as turnips would be to Baldrick in Blackadder, some eleven years later.)
1973 (aged 15):
I enjoyed going to watch football with my pals – not so much for the sport, as my team had been a bit sporadic in their success those past eight years, but because I had an excuse to pass on the ‘something and beetroot,’ Saturday Special! My pals and I would stop off at the chippy outside the Underground station and I’d have just the best black pudding supper and a couple of pickled onions the size of golf balls.
“Oh Dad – I’d love to try one, but really, honestly … I’m stuffed.”
And that’s about as exciting as it got. Saturday nights for fifteen year olds in Boresville, Suburbia could be a bit on the mundane side.
1974 (aged 16):
Now Saturdays became a bit more exciting. We’d somehow blag copious amounts of beer and fortified wine from unscrupulous Off Sales proprietors and stash it in the local woods. Later that evening, we’d retrieve it, neck it, and quickly head off to the local disco.
It now all became a bit of a race against time. We’d have to time our arrival (often at the town’s Ski Club) before the alcohol got the better of us and we’d be refused entry – which did happen from time to time, I’m afraid to say.
1975 (aged 17):
1975 called for a bit of consolidation before we turned 18. We were however, sufficiently confident to blag a beer or two at the local hostelry – The Burnbrae.
We had become bored with the stale local disco scene though, and would instead venture into Glasgow’s fashionable West End to crash the disco nights held by some of the city’s private schools.
The all-girl schools were pretty discerning about who they let in, so we generally stuck to the all-boys schools. These events were hosted by the schools’ rugby clubs and so there were plenty of burly bouncers to evade / deceive before entry.
And the students of these schools didn’t take too kindly to us usurpers from Comprehensive schools chatting up their girlfriends. Frequently the evening would end in fights – and a girl’s false phone number scribbled onto your arm.
(Oh – just me, then?)
1976 (aged 18):
By August ’76, I may still have been a daft wee boy, but I’d left school, turned eighteen and started my first job. I dared bar staff in town to question my age. Which they did, of course – for the next five years or so. See, that’s the trouble with being a daft wee boy!
Naturally, Saturday nights became pub centric. Generally they’d be spent with old school pals at Macintosh’s Bar in Glasgow, followed by a few hours at The White Elephant discotheque.
1977 (aged 19):
I was now dating a girl I’d met at The White Elephant, so most Saturdays were still being spent in there – maybe with a pre-disco Stakis Steakhouse meal thrown in. Boy, I knew how to show the ladies a real good time!
Some Saturdays though, my mate, Derek, would sign me in to the Strathclyde University Students’ Union Bar. The beer was so much cheaper in there than the standard 38p pub pint, and bands were booked every week. One of the best, and one I had to pester him to get me in to, was The Ramones. Yeah, The Ramones! 21st May 1977 it was, and they co-headlined with another little known band of the time, Talking Heads.
Not a bad night for, I reckon, about a fiver all in!
1978 (aged 20):
I had met another girl in the autumn of the previous year – we’d be together two years – and her best pal was going out with my best mate. (They had introduced us on a blind date.) We would still head uptown from time to time, but the girls weren’t that keen. Looking back, we had almost instantly morphed into two boring ‘married’ couples, sitting around one of our homes listening to records and watching crap television with a Chinese takeaway meal on our laps.
1979 (aged 21):
This was much the same as the previous year until after our second holiday away together, my girlfriend and I decided enough was enough. Come September, Saturday nights were then mainly spent in the company of my athletics club pals, either in the bars or Indian / Greek restaurants of Glasgow’s Kelvinbridge area, or at The Peel pub in Drumchapel, playing darts, Space Invaders, Galaxian and Asteroids.
We would also enjoy playing ‘the puggy’ – until it was stolen! Yes, really!
Six months into the next decade and I’d go on holiday to the South of France with some of those athletics pals. There, I’d meet our Diane, a Geordie lass. Saturday evenings for the next couple of years would be spent at her local Social Club, playing bingo, watching some really ropey ‘turn’ and drinking warm, flat lager (Hansa?)
Either that, or with pals and their partners, we’d revisit some of those old, Glasgow haunts from the late ‘70s.
And so the excitement of Saturday nights continue into my sixty-fifth year – at the beginning of June, Diane and I have organised a big party to celebrate our 40th Anniversary! (But not before I’ve updated my end-of-season Shoot! League Ladders.)
“Gonna keep on dancing
To the rock and roll
On Saturday night, Saturday night.”
(Post by Coin ‘Jackie’ Jackson of Glasgow – May 2022)
4 thoughts on “saturday night special”
Cool memories! Saturday Nights… not as special for me growing up as I’d have liked them to be . As a kid , through the 70s anyway, I’d usually in winter watch ‘Hockey Night In Canada’, quite oft with my Mom…it was a sort of Canadian tradition, I can still hear the instrumental theme to it. Toronto always seemed to get a home game scheduled at 8PM so they could get the national spotlight. As time went by, I cared less and less about hockey and more about baseball so hockey night was no longer hockey night to me. By the early-’90s I did try to make a habit of being home to see ‘Saturday Night Live’ when it came on (11:30PM) for several years, which I still think of as the show’s best.
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Good call switching to Baseball … at least you see the ball when watching on tv! 🙂
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Saturday nights… Not much here either until the magical year of 16 came…my first car and I was out with friends every Saturday…and Friday night. Cruising around a town that had two stoplights total….and occasionally going to Nashville watching movies and in a theater that only charged 1 dollar to see 3-4-month-old movies.
So someone stole a video arcade game? Lol.
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Cruisin’ Nashville at 16? And we though we were adventurous drinking beer in the woods!
Yeah – it was pretty rough pub. A couple blokes came in dressed in overalls and just said they had to take it away for a service! And it never re-appeared!!
(** a ‘puggy’ in Glasgow speak is a gaming / slot machine – three bars / bells pays out and all that stuff)
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